12 days of christmas.

we all know the song. it goes on forever and people always get confused as to which gift is what day and if you're singing it with a group and everyone gets one part to sing you always hope that you get "5 golden rings" because it's quite obviously the best part.

but i would actually hate most of those gifts.
who in blazes wants maids to milk cows? i don't even own cows, i live in the city.
if swans poop as much as geese, count me out on both of those.
and if i'm being perfectly honest, i'm not even that big of a fan of pears so to have a whole tree (complete with bird) seems a little much.

so if i were to re-write the 12 days of christmas with gifts i would actually care about/want my 12 days would look like this:

12 concert tickets (one for each month!)
11 iced white mochas
10 pairs of black leggings
9 books to read (fiction and non)
8 boxes of tampons (i hate spending $ on them)
7 burritos from chipotle
6 pairs of oversized sunglasses
5 days at disney world
4 surfing lessons
3 new tattoos
2 plane tickets to s.africa
and an
asscher cut ring for my left hand.

if you'd like to get me any or all of these gifts, tweet at me and i'll send you my address.
xo