Tuesday, November 26, 2013

if you watched the ama's....

...you will get this post. if you didn't, you probably won't.

these are my unfiltered thoughts of the american music awards:
  • rhianna's mom- totally adorable. her praise and thanks to God looked like it wasn't well received by her daughter but i thought it was fabulous. 
  • christina- stop acting. let the song speak for itself. you sound great, though.
  • imagine dragons- such an intense performance, what i was hoping for from them. i also wikipedia'd the lead singer during the performance and learned he was a mormon missionary...so that's something.
  • taylor- i am glad you've stopped pretending to be so overly excited when you win an award. i'm also glad that they didn't show you at all during 1D's performance....
  • speaking of 1D- painfully repetitive song but holy cow are you all attractive. 
  • luke bryan- performed well and got male country artist of the year. and when he thanked God i turned to my roommate and said, "that's why i love country music." true story.
  • naya rivera- woah girl, why bother wearing anything? 
  • pitbull- i feel like your song with ke$ha is dirty but i don't really know and i am not sure i want to explore it further. 
  • miley- you killed it. i thought the cat was dumb but you killed it.
  • macklemore & ryan lewis- you look like you are having SO MUCH FUN when you perform. thanks for making it look like you have the best job in the world because we all believe you do. also, nice psa. 
  • joan jett and dave grohl- long live rock 'n roll. 
  • lady gaga- what? 
  • justin timberlake- that's neat that you got all your friends to join you on stage for an old fashioned speakeasy. also, why did you never thank your wife? you got like 12 speeches. you, me, and jimmy fallon should hang out sometime. 
  • sarah silverman- rhianna does feel the irony. 
the end.

xo

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